Psst! Carrie, tuck in your nipple. Jesus is watching. Photo from TMZ.com.
Today is a most glorious day, for it has been revealed that the conservative values preaching former Miss California Carrie Prejean has dropped her lawsuit against the Miss California USA organization because an graphic sex tape of her has allegedly surfaced. Hallelujah.
From TMZ.com:
“They showed her the X-Rated version of Home Alone, starring Carrie herself.
“When the video started playing, Carrie’s first reaction was ‘that’s disgusting’ and Carrie denied it was her.
“Then, the camera angle changed and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed, so to speak.
“Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer. We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million demand.”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
It was bound to happen: Every idiot who wants to be famous knows a sex tape can help take a pseudo-celebrity’s D-list status up a couple of notches.
Groups like the National Organization for Marriage defended Prejean when scandalous photos surfaced. I wonder if Maggie Gallagher, president of NOM, and other conservative leaders will come to her rescue now. Family values indeed.
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