Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Tool Academy 3 - Coed Tools!

VIA VH1

Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the third season of VH1’s Tool Academy!

What happens when you add a “toolette” (skank) with a group of “tools?” VH1 is here to answer your inquiry. Oh but wait that’s not the only twist this season. In addition to having one “toolette” there’s another female “tool” competing for the crown. However, she’s a lesbian! VH1 you’ve really extended yourself this time.

For those who don’t know Tool Academy is a social experiment that attempts to turn douche bag boyfriends (and now girlfriends) into respectable companions for their mates.

This show has reaffirmed my decision to start giving relationship advice. I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone around me is no longer satisfied by being alone and seeks the companionship of others. I have been in a loving, committed relationship for the past four years. Therefore I believe it’s time to put television into practical use and give relationship advice based on faux pas I watch on a daily basis.

It is important to realize that this is only advice drawn from my first hand experience. Not everything I have to say may be applicable to your relationship/dating life. It is important for you to understand yourself/limits in order to asses the accuracy of this information. I do honestly believe that if you follow a few of these tips, you might start to see a change in your relationships/dating life. These are only my opinions. Here goes:

Advice #1: If he/she cheated on you, LEAVE THEM! Clearly there is a lack of respect and I have yet to see a relationship survive that. Sex should be sacred and should serve to bond two people (I mean this mostly to people in committed relationships). If your partner should stray from that bond, you need to leave them!

Oh and the famous, “I was drunk” excuse. It’s just that, AN EXCUSE! It should not serve to alleviate the disrespect or degradation.

You deserve better and shouldn’t settle for anything less! You deserve someone who respects you. You deserve to be loved. Do not settle for someone who cannot respect and love you.

[Via http://charitys411.wordpress.com]

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